Life no longer worth living...

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 19, 2005 12:09 pm

Putting anything in chocolate is almost sacreligious.

mings · Post by **mings** » December 19, 2005 12:13 pm

rsgeist wrote:
comemonday wrote:Aren't they the same as Nestle Krunch? (basically)
Sure ... in much the same way that a Mercedes is the same as a Volkswagen Beetle (basically)

A mercedes isn't a VW?!!? That explains the cops and the 2 days in jail. Ok, about the chocolate - the Krackel was the least desired in the bag by my family, Pepe included. Mr. Goodbar. Cool. Specail Dark. Rad. Regular. Sweet! Krackel. Ughhh, okay. Now when they start hacking them off I'm marching right down Hershey Kiss Lane and I'm taking control of the factory by storm and going to turn into a real life Willy Wonka. I feel your pain Frankie. Direct your governmental allegiances towards the direction of Hershey Pennsylvania and force Mr. Goodbar to get back on the assembly line.

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » December 19, 2005 12:13 pm

So are you saying Larry that if Heather was dip in chocolate youwould not want to take a taste

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » December 19, 2005 12:18 pm

What will substitute in the combo bag?

Albeit Hershey's chocolate is superior to Nestle... once you've had Cadbury (and a lot of it)... you can never go back. Cadbury is the supreme superior chocolate of all chocolates.

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » December 19, 2005 12:19 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:the mad buying rush could so elevate sales that they decide to keep them.
ComeMonday, you should be sentenced to a lifetime of cheap tp, beer, no-name cola, and dollar store socks.

Funny you should say that, my boyfriend buys Wilma's (an expensive-ish local--I think) chocolates for his customers at Christmas. A neighbor left this cheap plastic bell-ful of chocolates on my porch this weekend. I ate all the chocolate in the bell but didn't touch my Wilma's box. So, I guess I do like cheap chocoate. The rest of it though, I'm brand name all the way!

Moonie · Post by **Moonie** » December 19, 2005 12:19 pm

Lady Godiva truffles....

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 19, 2005 12:22 pm

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » December 19, 2005 12:24 pm

LIPH wrote:Putting anything in chocolate is almost sacreligious.

Heather?

sorry................

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » December 19, 2005 12:24 pm

Say it isn't so.....

citcat · Post by **citcat** » December 19, 2005 12:27 pm

LIPH wrote:Putting anything in chocolate is almost sacreligious.

HUH
You can tell you're a man.
Women will eat anything dipped in chocolate (except maybe bugs, oysters, and cowpies).

But what's next....KitKat bars?

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 19, 2005 12:36 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:So are you saying Larry that if Heather was dip in chocolate youwould not want to take a taste

ZeroDuval wrote:
LIPH wrote:Putting anything in chocolate is almost sacreligious.
Heather?

sorry................

We interrupt this program for an emergency bulletin.

You know, I think I have a pretty good sense of humor, but sometimes a joke can go too far. Yes, I know Heather and we're friends. But that's all we are is friends. I've never said, or implied, anything else. I hate to sound paranoid but nobody knows who may be monitoring this board. We do know that at least 2 members of the band, as well as one band member's husband, post here occassionally. I don't want anyone thinking I said something that would lead a rational human being to believe something like what's mentioned in these 2 posts, or any number of others that I've seen and let pass without comment, might have a chance in hell of happening. If anyone wants to get on my case about how many times I mention that I know Heather, that's fine. In fact, some already have. But I would appreciate it if comments like this would stop.
Thanks.

Now we return to your regularly scheduled programming.

SuperTrooper · Post by **SuperTrooper** » December 19, 2005 12:44 pm

LIPH wrote:
Capt.Flock wrote:So are you saying Larry that if Heather was dip in chocolate youwould not want to take a taste

ZeroDuval wrote:
LIPH wrote:Putting anything in chocolate is almost sacreligious.
Heather?

sorry................
We interrupt this program for an emergency bulletin.

You know, I think I have a pretty good sense of humor, but sometimes a joke can go too far. Yes, I know Heather and we're friends. But that's all we are is friends. I've never said, or implied, anything else. I hate to sound paranoid but nobody knows who may be monitoring this board. We do know that at least 2 members of the band, as well as one band member's husband, post here occassionally. I don't want anyone thinking I said something that would lead a rational human being to believe something like what's mentioned in these 2 posts, or any number of others that I've seen and let pass without comment, might have a chance in hell of happening. If anyone wants to get on my case about how many times I mention that I know Heather, that's fine. In fact, some already have. But I would appreciate it if comments like this would stop.
Thanks.

Now we return to your regularly scheduled programming.

GET A GRIP, LARRY!

I think any reasonable person would see this as humor and not any insinuation of anything else.

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » December 19, 2005 12:45 pm

We interrupt this program for an emergency bulletin.

You know, I think I have a pretty good sense of humor, but sometimes a joke can go too far. Yes, I know Heather and we're friends. But that's all we are is friends. I've never said, or implied, anything else. I hate to sound paranoid but nobody knows who may be monitoring this board. We do know that at least 2 members of the band, as well as one band member's husband, post here occassionally. I don't want anyone thinking I said something that would lead a rational human being to believe something like what's mentioned in these 2 posts, or any number of others that I've seen and let pass without comment, might have a chance in hell of happening. If anyone wants to get on my case about how many times I mention that I know Heather, that's fine. In fact, some already have. But I would appreciate it if comments like this would stop.
Thanks.

Another reason we love you. You're a true gentleman. You are also, of course, right about this.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » December 19, 2005 12:46 pm

Disclaimer: Legal mumbo jumbo for "Oh sh!t this might get back to her"

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 19, 2005 12:49 pm

SuperTrooper wrote:[GET A GRIP, LARRY!

I think any reasonable person would see this as humor and not any insinuation of anything else.

I don't need to get a grip and I don't think either of those posts is funny at all.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » December 19, 2005 12:50 pm

Hey, this thread is for lamenting the passing of an American Icon. Let's keep the she-said/he-wishes-she-said stuff somewhere else.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » December 19, 2005 12:54 pm

iuparrothead wrote:What will substitute in the combo bag?

Albeit Hershey's chocolate is superior to Nestle... once you've had Cadbury (and a lot of it)... you can never go back. Cadbury is the supreme superior chocolate of all chocolates.

..and then once you've had Ghirardelli's of San Francisco you'll reconsider!

SuperTrooper · Post by **SuperTrooper** » December 19, 2005 12:55 pm

LIPH wrote:
SuperTrooper wrote:[GET A GRIP, LARRY!

I think any reasonable person would see this as humor and not any insinuation of anything else.
I don't need to get a grip and I don't think either of those posts is funny at all.

HELP! HELP!

Larry has broken his funnybone!!!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » December 19, 2005 12:56 pm

NO MORE KRACKEL??? WTF???

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » December 19, 2005 1:02 pm

...and with respect to Larry,

I do not know Heather, so I will proclaim without reservation, or fear of personal retribution,
that she (or for that matter Tina, Nadira, or Amy) would be SPECTACULAR if dipped in chocolate.

Coral Reeferettes + chocolate = 2 great tastes together!