Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
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Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
10. They criticize all of the tailgating pictures with comments like "You should have seen him LAST time..."
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
From our home office in Ringling, MT:
10. We’re heading to an out of town wedding that weekend.
9. The kids loaded a virus on our computer and I couldn’t get on Ticketmaster
8. The dog ate the calendar – didn’t know when the tickets went on sale.
7. I'm too cheap to buy tickets via Stub Hub
6. We let our daughter schedule a wedding that weekend
5. We have a funeral ….I just know someone is going to die that day
4. I’m not on Buffettnews.com but should have been.
3. My wife bought Manilow tickets instead
2. I’ve gotta work
And the number one reason....
1. I hate having a good time
10. We’re heading to an out of town wedding that weekend.
9. The kids loaded a virus on our computer and I couldn’t get on Ticketmaster
8. The dog ate the calendar – didn’t know when the tickets went on sale.
7. I'm too cheap to buy tickets via Stub Hub
6. We let our daughter schedule a wedding that weekend
5. We have a funeral ….I just know someone is going to die that day
4. I’m not on Buffettnews.com but should have been.
3. My wife bought Manilow tickets instead
2. I’ve gotta work
And the number one reason....
1. I hate having a good time
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane ...
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."
Gentilly ... 42 years is a long time to wait .... a Northeast Texas woman can hope.
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
East Texas Parrothead wrote:9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."
"here's the bite I got to prove it!"
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane ...
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Perfect. Just perfect.JollyMon66 wrote:East Texas Parrothead wrote:9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."
"here's the bite I got to prove it!"
Gentilly ... 42 years is a long time to wait .... a Northeast Texas woman can hope.
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
They say, "I've never been much of a fan. He's only ever had one hit, anyway"
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets
The only Buffett songs they know are on the "yellow" album
Still, it's all a mystery,
This place we call the world
Most are fine as oysters
While some become pearls
This place we call the world
Most are fine as oysters
While some become pearls