Wastin' Away Again in an Irish Pub

Guest · Post by **Guest** » February 26, 2000 12:42 pm

Posted By Tom Ponton
Wastin' Away Again in an Irish Pub
Copyrighted by Tom Ponton

Shooters of whiskey
Are makin' me friskey
Got nothin' on under my kilt
Check out that lassie
She's lookin' classy
Think I'll flash her to show her I'm built

chorus
Wastin' away again in an Irish pub
Lookin' for my lost pitcher of stout
Some people claim
Irish bars are the same
I don't know - can't find my way out

Bar keeps Maloney
Smells like baloney
Never been able to score with the crowd
An even though we know
He's not Janet Reno
He bears a likeness and he is proud

I did a River-dance
I wish I had worn pants
Bruised up my butt; skinned up my knee
There was much laughter
And very soon after
Had to drink double to drown misery

Met me a Colleen
With teeth so bright green
She got better lookin' as the night grew old
She gave me a good pull
Under the old wool
Had to scream 'cause her hands were cold

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » March 17, 2006 8:29 pm

btt

slainte

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » March 17, 2006 9:04 pm

that she was 60, and that wasn't the beer staining the teeth is part of the lost verse?

conched · Post by **conched** » March 17, 2006 10:57 pm

Too dang funny! Miles just read this on RM!

thegoatgod · Post by **thegoatgod** » June 9, 2006 1:12 am

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » March 16, 2007 9:35 pm

btt

slainte

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » March 16, 2007 9:52 pm

Dancin'Queen · Post by **Dancin'Queen** » March 16, 2007 9:55 pm

OK. that's funny...

I don't care who ya are!

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » March 16, 2007 10:04 pm

so this goes BTTT every St Pat's day?

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » March 17, 2007 7:08 am

Funny.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » March 18, 2007 12:16 am

And here's my craic:

I wish I wish
I wish in vain
I wish I was
A maid again.
But a maid again
I can never be
'Til apples grow
On an ivy tree !!!!

Makes ya wanna cry, huh ?