Bar Door Number Three

[parrotpartygod]

Arrrr I took a left turn, it was the right turn
Me turn to have me a pirate's ball
Horny toads at the hop told me just where to shop
If I wanted to pay for it all
I didn't know I'd find me lassie on daytime TV
Her whole world lies waitressing behind bar door number three

I chose my apparel, wore a Corona beer barrel
And they rolled me to the very first row boat
I held a big neon sign that said "Trust me I'm a pirate,
and Captain I sure need the loot!"
Then I grabbed that bottle by the throat
Until she last called on me
Cause her whole world lies waitressing behind bar door number three

And I want what Blackbeard's got under the table
Or the cold case Captain Morgan points to on the floor
No, I'll hold on just as long as I am mentally unstable
Until I can unlock that lucky me a lady door
Well, she's no big deal to most poker players
But she's a full house to me
Cause her whole world lies waitressing behind bar door number three

Oh Cindi, Cindi, Cindi, I am walking down your pool hall
Got beat, I lost my stool seat but I'm a man to pub crawl
No I didn't get filthy rich you dirty son of a b****
I'll beer back just waiter and see
Cause me whole world lies wading behind bar door number three
Yes me whole world lies wading behind bar door number three

[jayparrot46]

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