Car Accident Aftermath Play by Play
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Car Accident Aftermath Play by Play
I am not sure if this is real or fake but it is funny.
An operations manager was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message.
It was forwarded so many times the company, it crashed their voice mail server.
http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3
An operations manager was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message.
It was forwarded so many times the company, it crashed their voice mail server.
http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3
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loadmaster24
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That was one of the funniest things I have ever heard. My sides are killing me from laughing so hard. Thank you, I needed that and this is a must pass forward email. If you having a bad day and want a good laugh this is it.
Regards,
Loadmaster
Regards,
Loadmaster
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That is hysterical
I had tears rolling down my face

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My voicemail at work does - that I am sure of - as people have thought they are waiting for me - and I have to sit there listening to them going about stuff while they think they are on holdbuffettbride wrote:Hate to be the voice of reason..I also rolled hysterically when I heard this. A local radio station played it a few weeks ago.
But...I also know that most voicemail boxes won't hold that long of a message.
Either way it's funny.
(you can hear some quite interesting conversations!)
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I think you have a point there!creeky wrote:My voicemail at work does - that I am sure of - as people have thought they are waiting for me - and I have to sit there listening to them going about stuff while they think they are on holdbuffettbride wrote:Hate to be the voice of reason..I also rolled hysterically when I heard this. A local radio station played it a few weeks ago.
But...I also know that most voicemail boxes won't hold that long of a message.
Either way it's funny.![]()
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(you can hear some quite interesting conversations!)

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loadmaster24
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I must share with you that this recorded message of Mother Goose and her friends beating up the stranger in a white shirt has gotten many laughs
. I sent it out to around 20 friends and family and actually received phone calls back and telling me what a great belly rolling laugh. It made me feel good thinking we made others happy. Keep it moving.
Regards,
Loadmaster
Regards,
Loadmaster
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