What's your advice?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 6, 2005 9:53 am

PHBeerman wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Let your kids become criminals (and don't spank them) !

Fixed it for you Mal.

My next piece of advice....kick Troy in the nads. Often.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 6, 2005 9:54 am

ParrotheadGator wrote:
HawaiianGator wrote:1. you can never have TOO much beer

2. stay in school, work is overrated

3. never make a decision while you are drunk

4. dont get off the interstate unless you can SEE the gas station.

5. sunday movie dates are for families, not a foundation for a relationship ( incase SM sees this )
lmao @ #5

To elaborate on #4....also, never buy stuff when you're drunk.

I go out after drinking and I end up buying all kinds of sh*t

WHAT ARE YOUUUU LAUGHING AT?????

<---- sorry PHG I've got something in my eye!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 6, 2005 9:54 am

buffettbride wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Let your kids become criminals (and don't spank them) !

Fixed it for you Mal.

My next piece of advice....kick Troy in the nads. Often.

you do realize he gets pleasure from that?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 6, 2005 9:54 am

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway

Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 6, 2005 9:55 am

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Let your kids become criminals (and don't spank them) !

Fixed it for you Mal.

My next piece of advice....kick Troy in the nads. Often.

you do realize he gets pleasure from that?

Uggg. Good point.

msu#1 · Post by **msu#1** » May 6, 2005 9:56 am

Dont ever start a Band!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 6, 2005 10:01 am

If someone has hurt you in the past...don't hold it against other people in the future...it wasn't their fault.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 6, 2005 10:09 am

Never take life so seriously that you forget how to play, laugh and have fun. Keep your inner child alive and let him/her be your best friend.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 6, 2005 10:15 am

Listen to Bobby Pinson's new song "Dont ask me how i know" - it's full of advice!!!

ParrotheadGator · Post by **ParrotheadGator** » May 6, 2005 10:18 am

SweetMelissa wrote:
ParrotheadGator wrote:
HawaiianGator wrote:1. you can never have TOO much beer

2. stay in school, work is overrated

3. never make a decision while you are drunk

4. dont get off the interstate unless you can SEE the gas station.

5. sunday movie dates are for families, not a foundation for a relationship ( incase SM sees this )
lmao @ #5

To elaborate on #4....also, never buy stuff when you're drunk.

I go out after drinking and I end up buying all kinds of sh*t

WHAT ARE YOUUUU LAUGHING AT?????
<---- sorry PHG I've got something in my eye!

want me to blow it out for you

Lundah · Post by **Lundah** » May 6, 2005 10:47 am

Don't Panic

babbitphed · Post by **babbitphed** » May 6, 2005 11:34 am

1. "You can't have too many friends." This is something I have always said and live by.

2. "BE SAFE." When my two boys became teenagers (currently 20 & 21) I realized that they would run arround and do the things I did at that age. I was not always safe, but I was lucky. So instead of telling them not to do the things I did at their age (drinking and smoking

) I just told them to "be safe". Told them to call me or stay where they were if driving was out of the question. Well (pat myself on the back here) they listen to me. And made it through the teenage years without too many battle scars.

3. Listen to Jimmy Buffett music!

babbitphed · Post by **babbitphed** » May 6, 2005 11:46 am

PHBeerman wrote:
captainjoe wrote:Make sure you vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Democratic!
He wanted good advice.

Looks like your give a damn's busted

ParrotheadGator · Post by **ParrotheadGator** » May 6, 2005 12:15 pm

babbitphed wrote:1. "You can't have too many friends." This is something I have always said and live by.

2. "BE SAFE." When my two boys became teenagers (currently 20 & 21) I realized that they would run arround and do the things I did at that age. I was not always safe, but I was lucky. So instead of telling them not to do the things I did at their age (drinking and smoking ) I just told them to "be safe". Told them to call me or stay where they were if driving was out of the question. Well (pat myself on the back here) they listen to me. And made it through the teenage years without too many battle scars.

3. Listen to Jimmy Buffett music!

good job

my dad just told me when I was 16, "don't get arrested and don't make me a grandfather...aside from that, i don't care what you do"

He would have caught hell from my mom if she heard that

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 6, 2005 12:56 pm

Relax

Don't s*** where you eat

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » May 6, 2005 1:05 pm

Trust in Karma

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » May 6, 2005 1:38 pm

Look out for number 1...And don't step in number 2!

And don't post "What happened to Alpine this year" threads if you value your life.

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » May 6, 2005 6:25 pm

my advice to someone esle would be "don't listen to my advice"

seriously,
do not do today what you can put off untill tomorrow

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » May 6, 2005 6:34 pm

ph4ever wrote:some of my mom's favorites:

always wear clean panties - you never know when you'll be in an accident

don't pick your nose in public - someone will catch you

men prefer women who are ladies over women who are sluts (which I changed to men prefer women who are ladies in public and sluts in the bedroom)

I've got a different version. men like women who are classy in public , gourmets in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom

pamesoo · Post by **pamesoo** » May 6, 2005 7:46 pm

Live everyday as if it were your last.