hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!

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pbans
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hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!

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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.!
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.



How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
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Breathe in, breathe out, move on"
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CaptainP
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Re: hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!

Post by CaptainP »

pbans wrote: How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
Don't talk.
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ragtopW
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Re: hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!

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CaptainP wrote:
pbans wrote: How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
Don't talk.
both of you forgot Beer.. :D
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Re: hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!

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ragtopW wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
pbans wrote: How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
Don't talk.
both of you forgot Beer.. :D
I'd already have the beer when she showed up. 8)
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Wino you know
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Post by Wino you know »

I don't necessarily HAVE to have chicken wings.
breasts will do just fine
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Post by Sidew13 »

Wino you know wrote:I don't necessarily HAVE to have chicken wings.
breasts will do just fine
or Thighs and legs
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