HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.!
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
How To Treat a Man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!
Moderator: SMLCHNG
-
- On a Salty Piece of Land
- Posts: 10063
- Joined: July 18, 2003 4:55 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
- Number of Concerts: 9
- Location: Northern Utah.....
hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!
Paige in Utah
"Don't try to shake it, just nod your head
Breathe in, breathe out, move on"
"Don't try to shake it, just nod your head
Breathe in, breathe out, move on"
-
- Last Man Standing
- Posts: 33072
- Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
- Number of Concerts: 40
- Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
- Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
Re: hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!
Don't talk.pbans wrote: How To Treat a Man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
Re: hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!
both of you forgot Beer..CaptainP wrote:Don't talk.pbans wrote: How To Treat a Man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
-
- Behind Door #3
- Posts: 3576
- Joined: December 11, 2002 1:33 pm
- Number of Concerts: 0
- Location: 400 miles from where I really wanna be...
-
- Last Man Standing
- Posts: 33072
- Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
- Number of Concerts: 40
- Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
- Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
Re: hOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!
I'd already have the beer when she showed up.ragtopW wrote:both of you forgot Beer..CaptainP wrote:Don't talk.pbans wrote: How To Treat a Man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
-
- God's Own Drunk
- Posts: 21467
- Joined: February 5, 2002 7:00 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: Far Side of the World & Somewhere Over China
- Number of Concerts: 105
- Favorite Boat Drink: Beaujalais Villages French Burgundy
- Location: Plowin' straight ahead, come what may