I am invisible .....

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 22, 2006 10:35 pm

..... or at least I apparently have the ability to unwillingly become invisible and/or have the things that I do be undetectable.
Oh, it started off small enough ..... walking up to a counter and have the customer service person be totally oblivious to my existence even after a couple "excuse me"s. Or being in a line at a store and have the sales person look right through me and wait on the person behind me.
Now it's spread to electronic communication. In the last few days I've sent several messages in various forms (email, voice mail, etc) that have received no reply. Some were important enough that a reply should have come relatively quickly.
So now I'm convinced that my "invisibility ability" has extended such that even though I have physical evidence of having done something, the rest of the world is unaware of it having been done. I seem to have acquired a "super un-power" if you will.

In all likelihood, even though I can see this message on my computer, it will not actually exist on BN.

Important disclaimer: I am not intoxicated nor otherwise chemically altered. However, my tongue IS planted firmly in cheek.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 22, 2006 10:36 pm

Did someone say something???????

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 22, 2006 10:41 pm

buffettbride wrote:Did someone say something???????

about what???

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » July 22, 2006 10:42 pm

I was gonna delete this just to mess with your head, but I'm not that mean!

Today anyway.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 22, 2006 10:45 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:I was gonna delete this just to mess with your head, but I'm not that mean! Today anyway.

that would be cold enough to chill beer... so do it when you are with Wayne, he seems to have difficulty keeping his chilled..

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 22, 2006 10:46 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:I was gonna delete this just to mess with your head, but I'm not that mean! Today anyway.

It woulda been pretty d*mn funny though!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 22, 2006 10:46 pm

Alphabits also seems to have forgotten where the power started.. invisibility to 22 year old girls...

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 22, 2006 10:48 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:Alphabits also seems to have forgotten where the power started.. invisibility to 22 year old girls...

Oh, I've had that particular "talent" for over 30 years. But it's not that they think I'm invisible ..... they just don't care.

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » July 22, 2006 10:53 pm

(((((((((alphabits)))))))))

I see you! You look good enough to eat!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 22, 2006 11:06 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:(((((((((alphabits)))))))))

I see you! You look good enough to eat!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 22, 2006 11:18 pm

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Post by **SMLCHNG** » July 22, 2006 11:25 pm

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I couldn't agree more.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 22, 2006 11:28 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
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I couldn't agree more.

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bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » July 22, 2006 11:36 pm

Invisibility can happen in your car too.
I had some guy in a Pinto (yes, a Pinto!) in the oncoming lane of traffic turn left in front of me like I wasn't even there. Just as I was reaching into the glove box for my asbestos suit (dangit, I left it at my computer desk!) we narrowly avoided a surely spectacular collision.

Silly me...
I looked at the center of the steering wheel -- the "I" button had been on the whole time.
My bad. That will teach me to drive in invisibility mode.

btw - Invisibility is the highest state of Drunkeness.
(But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.)

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 22, 2006 11:58 pm

bravedave wrote:Invisibility can happen in your car too.
I had some guy in a Pinto (yes, a Pinto!) in the oncoming lane of traffic turn left in front of me like I wasn't even there. Just as I was reaching into the glove box for my asbestos suit (dangit, I left it at my computer desk!) we narrowly avoided a surely spectacular collision.

Silly me...
I looked at the center of the steering wheel -- the "I" button had been on the whole time.
My bad. That will teach me to drive in invisibility mode.

btw - Invisibility is the highest state of Drunkeness.
(But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.)

ummm.. quite the opposite. When you are lit enough to set off breathalyzers in police cruisers passing 3 blocks away, you aren't invisible... It's like you have a big ol' neon sign with 15' letters over your head saying, "Don't try this at home kids, he's a trained professional"

conched · Post by **conched** » July 23, 2006 3:16 am

alphabits wrote:
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http://www.hippie.nu/~caniche/Death_Eat ... idea47.jpg

conched · Post by **conched** » July 23, 2006 3:18 am

conched wrote:
alphabits wrote:
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http://www.hippie.nu/~caniche/Death_Eat ... idea47.jpg

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » July 23, 2006 6:24 am

Bits?? Bits? Where ARE youuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » July 23, 2006 7:34 am

Since you do seem to be invisible...ck your PM's ..I have come up with a very good use for this new ability of yours..

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 23, 2006 7:43 am

Prthd119 wrote:Since you do seem to be invisible...ck your PM's ..I have come up with a very good use for this new ability of yours..

Wh t d. I .o w en 'm on y p rt a ly v si le?