things they tell you that just aren't true

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » August 10, 2007 10:27 am

You'll be able to wear that $250. bridesmaid's dress all the time after the wedding.
The 105 degree weather won't feel bad because there's no humidity
What else?

Tropic_Al · Post by **Tropic_Al** » August 10, 2007 10:29 am

OceanCityGirl wrote:You'll be able to wear that $250. bridesmaid's dress all the time after the wedding.
The 105 degree weather won't feel bad because there's no humidity
What else?

Dentist says "This won't hurt a bit"

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » August 10, 2007 10:32 am

crocs look good on

Hockey Mon · Post by **Hockey Mon** » August 10, 2007 10:33 am

This won't hurt. Or it will only hurt a little bit. And size doesn't matter. For gifts of course.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » August 10, 2007 10:33 am

The check's in the mail.

I won't ...

Never mind

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » August 10, 2007 10:35 am

LIPH wrote:The check's in the mail.

I won't ...

Never mind

Sure. Yeaah. Right.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » August 10, 2007 10:36 am

It's all covered under warranty.

txaggirl91 · Post by **txaggirl91** » August 10, 2007 10:38 am

one of my all time favorites....

i never wanted to hurt you......

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » August 10, 2007 10:41 am

It's not you . . . it's me.

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » August 10, 2007 10:42 am

Since it was our mistake, we'll credit your account immediately.

Me? I always come out ahead after visiting Vegas.

We're currently out of stock, but should have them in a day or two.

That's going on your permanent record, young man!

If you wear these glasses now, you won't need them when you're an adult.

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » August 10, 2007 10:42 am

We can just be friends
You haven't aged a day

Bubbaphan · Post by **Bubbaphan** » August 10, 2007 10:49 am

What about what I tell myself...

"Okay, just one more (adult beverage of choice), then I have to go."

STL PARROTHEAD · Post by **STL PARROTHEAD** » August 10, 2007 10:51 am

Bubbaphan wrote:What about what I tell myself...

"Okay, just one more (adult beverage of choice), then I have to go."

ok, I guess one more..............then I really have to go

Bubbaphan · Post by **Bubbaphan** » August 10, 2007 10:57 am

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:
Bubbaphan wrote:What about what I tell myself...

"Okay, just one more (adult beverage of choice), then I have to go."

ok, I guess one more..............then I really have to go

No really, I have to get up early tomorrow...well, I guess I can go in a little late.
Alright, one more.

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » August 10, 2007 11:01 am

labor doesn't hurt that bad or you will forget all about it after you hold the baby

STL PARROTHEAD · Post by **STL PARROTHEAD** » August 10, 2007 11:04 am

Bubbaphan wrote:
STL PARROTHEAD wrote:
Bubbaphan wrote:What about what I tell myself...

"Okay, just one more (adult beverage of choice), then I have to go."

ok, I guess one more..............then I really have to go
No really, I have to get up early tomorrow...well, I guess I can go in a little late.
Alright, one more.

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » August 10, 2007 11:05 am

looks don't matter
money doesn't bring happiness

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » August 10, 2007 11:05 am

If we could take you all, we would, but the fact of the matter is we have to make cuts, so if you made the team, I'll call you in the next few days

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » August 10, 2007 11:16 am

The jerk-off who sold me my computer said
"You'll be very happy with this purchase."

Skibo · Post by **Skibo** » August 10, 2007 11:32 am

If you keep that up, you'll go blind.

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