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Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous

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Snake Bites Model’s Breast, Dies Of Silicone Poisoning

Sometimes the headline of a post says it all. But just in case: an Israeli “model” by the name of Orit Fox was cuddling with a snake for a segment on Spanish TV’s Telecino when things went south. After Fox touched tongues (yes, really) with the reptile, the snake attacked her silicone-implanted breast.

After a few seconds, handlers stepped in and removed the snake from Fox’s chest. But while the snake apparently wasn’t poisonous, the same can’t be said for Fox. Fox was treated at a nearby hospital, given a tetanus shot, and is said to be doing okay. The snake, however, died… of silicone poisoning.

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Is it bad that I laughed?
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So, THAT'S what Regis was talking about this morning. I came in on the end of the conversation and it was weird ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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pair8head wrote:Is it bad that I laughed?
I don't think so.
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I take it back. I didn't really mean it when I said "I'd die to get at those boobies."
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:o :o :o
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I didn't watch the video. Not fond of snakes (nor siliconed models for that matter :lol: ) But I have a snake bite story too. Every year our aminal rescue does a fund raiser where you can have your pet's picture taken with the Easter Bunny. This is a costume that a person puts on not a real bunny. Anyway this guy brought in a huge snake and asked if we could do the photo. I was ready to head for the hills, but luckily all I do is handle the photo printer. To make a long story short, the snake bit the "hand" of the bunny. Luckily she had on really big bunny hand gloves and it missed her actual hand in the glove. It took the snake's owner over 15 minutes to get that snake to let go of the glove. :o

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pair8head wrote:Is it bad that I laughed?
Not at all! I did reading the headline.
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I have a snake. And boobies.
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buffettbride wrote:I have a snake. And boobies.
So did Eve. And Cleopatra.
Don't make the same mistakes they did.
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I'm surprised her breast didn't pop.
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Bicycle Bill wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I have a snake. And boobies.
So did Eve. And Cleopatra.
Don't make the same mistakes they did.
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Life just now got more complicated. Hmm...snakes or fake boobies? That's time enough. FAKE BOOBIES!!! :lol:
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spartan1979 wrote:I'm surprised her breast didn't pop.
Once you pop, the fun don't stop. :pirate:
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I'm so relieved that if I ever go "visit" Mal's snake....and it happens to bite me on the boob....we'll both happily survive.
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pbans wrote:I'm so relieved that if I ever go "visit" Mal's snake....and it happens to bite me on the boob....we'll both happily survive.
A "visit" doesn't necessarily mean "make out with snake" :lol: :lol:
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Yeah....I don't touch snakes....well, I have once just to say that I did....and now I don't have to ever again.
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That picture was made when I was moving up here. That was almost 6 years ago. :o
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