Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
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Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
Snake Bites Model’s Breast, Dies Of Silicone Poisoning
Sometimes the headline of a post says it all. But just in case: an Israeli “model” by the name of Orit Fox was cuddling with a snake for a segment on Spanish TV’s Telecino when things went south. After Fox touched tongues (yes, really) with the reptile, the snake attacked her silicone-implanted breast.
After a few seconds, handlers stepped in and removed the snake from Fox’s chest. But while the snake apparently wasn’t poisonous, the same can’t be said for Fox. Fox was treated at a nearby hospital, given a tetanus shot, and is said to be doing okay. The snake, however, died… of silicone poisoning.
source with video of bite
Sometimes the headline of a post says it all. But just in case: an Israeli “model” by the name of Orit Fox was cuddling with a snake for a segment on Spanish TV’s Telecino when things went south. After Fox touched tongues (yes, really) with the reptile, the snake attacked her silicone-implanted breast.
After a few seconds, handlers stepped in and removed the snake from Fox’s chest. But while the snake apparently wasn’t poisonous, the same can’t be said for Fox. Fox was treated at a nearby hospital, given a tetanus shot, and is said to be doing okay. The snake, however, died… of silicone poisoning.
source with video of bite
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
Is it bad that I laughed?
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
So, THAT'S what Regis was talking about this morning. I came in on the end of the conversation and it was weird !

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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
I don't think so.pair8head wrote:Is it bad that I laughed?
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
I take it back. I didn't really mean it when I said "I'd die to get at those boobies."
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
I didn't watch the video. Not fond of snakes (nor siliconed models for that matter
) But I have a snake bite story too. Every year our aminal rescue does a fund raiser where you can have your pet's picture taken with the Easter Bunny. This is a costume that a person puts on not a real bunny. Anyway this guy brought in a huge snake and asked if we could do the photo. I was ready to head for the hills, but luckily all I do is handle the photo printer. To make a long story short, the snake bit the "hand" of the bunny. Luckily she had on really big bunny hand gloves and it missed her actual hand in the glove. It took the snake's owner over 15 minutes to get that snake to let go of the glove.
If they ever have anyone bring a snake again, I swear I will leave.
If they ever have anyone bring a snake again, I swear I will leave.
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
Not at all! I did reading the headline.pair8head wrote:Is it bad that I laughed?
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
So did Eve. And Cleopatra.buffettbride wrote:I have a snake. And boobies.
Don't make the same mistakes they did.
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
I'm surprised her breast didn't pop.
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
Mal's snake is cool, and always a joy to visit.Bicycle Bill wrote:So did Eve. And Cleopatra.buffettbride wrote:I have a snake. And boobies.
Don't make the same mistakes they did.
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
Life just now got more complicated. Hmm...snakes or fake boobies? That's time enough. FAKE BOOBIES!!! 
I don't care 'bout the rapture when there's native girls to capture...
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
Once you pop, the fun don't stop.spartan1979 wrote:I'm surprised her breast didn't pop.
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
I'm so relieved that if I ever go "visit" Mal's snake....and it happens to bite me on the boob....we'll both happily survive.
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
A "visit" doesn't necessarily mean "make out with snake"pbans wrote:I'm so relieved that if I ever go "visit" Mal's snake....and it happens to bite me on the boob....we'll both happily survive.
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Yeah....I don't touch snakes....well, I have once just to say that I did....and now I don't have to ever again.
Paige in Utah
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Re: Don't bite the fake ones!!! Or boobies CAN be hazardous
That picture was made when I was moving up here. That was almost 6 years ago. 
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