10. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
9. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
8. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
7. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
6. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. 'Family meetings' are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
3. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
2. The cat is on Valium.
1. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
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Top Ten Signs Your Family is Stressed
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Top Ten Signs Your Family is Stressed
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
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Re: Top Ten Signs Your Family is Stressed
That's only *kind of* funny
Paige in Utah
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Breathe in, breathe out, move on"
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Breathe in, breathe out, move on"
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Re: Top Ten Signs Your Family is Stressed
you make it sound like wired on caffeine, heavily-armed, and holding down multiple jobs is a bad thing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695