BN Critters - January 17th, 2013

[surfpirate]

Thursday, 17 January 2013
"Don't do the dope if you can't face the Ope .... "

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[CaptainP]

Yes I did. I chuckled.

[jayparrot46]

yes that funny

[aeroparrot]

Who would have thought it would be dangerous for men to sit on couches.

[nutmeg]

Don't do the dope if you can't face the ope

Now there's a slogan to get behind!

[CaptainP]

Now we know why Tom Cruise jumped up on the couch....

[Bicycle Bill]

Whatever happens, Lance still had the coolest nickname in cycling —— The Uniballer!!! (courtesy of Robin Williams)

-"BB"-

[alphabits]

So, here's a question to those who are amused by the "Uniballer" nickname and similar testicular humor:
If a woman had a mastectomy as a result of breast cancer, would it be humorous to refer to her as the "Uniboober"?

Just curious ..... inquiring minds want to know.

[Bicycle Bill]

So, here's a question to those who are amused by the "Uniballer" nickname and similar testicular humor:
If a woman had a mastectomy as a result of breast cancer, would it be humorous to refer to her as the "Uniboober"?

Just curious ..... inquiring minds want to know.

No, the correct term would be "amazon" — from the Greek "a" (without) and "mazos" (breast).  Legend has it that the race of female warriors commonly known as 'Amazons' would have one breast removed to prevent it interfering with casting a javelin or drawing a bow.

Which reminds of the story about how God created woman first, and at the time He created her with three breasts.  A couple of days later God was conversing with His creation to determine if everything was working out OK.  The woman said that overall, everything was going just fine, but the third breast was a bit much.  Located as it was between the other two, it was constantly getting chafed, crushed, and just seemed out of place.  God agreed and removed it, leaving the woman like a well-tailored suit coat (i.e., double-breasted).

So now here's God standing in Eden with this surplus mammary gland in His hands, asking Himself "Now what am I going to do with this useless boob?"  And THAT, my friends, is when God created man.

-"BB"-

[alphabits]

My question was serious.

Your response was neither an answer nor serious.

[Rabbitz]

This is one way to survive the interview...

http://www.theroar.com.au/2013/01/18/pl ... king-game/

[Bicycle Bill]

My question was serious.
Your response was neither an answer nor serious.

OK, to be serious and to answer the question..... personally, I think it would be humorous.

-"BB"-

[alphabits]

Personally, I think that if a comedian made a Robin Williams style "joke" about a woman in that situation, that comedian would be hastily crucified. And rightly so. But no such standard exists for men apparently. Sorry, I don't find anything humorous about cancer or the resulting consequences.