However, I'm thinking this will probably be my last year (for a while, anyway) that I do Black Friday. Not that the crowds bother me-they don't. It's just that I really can't think of anything else I need.
For a guy living by himself, I feel two T.V. sets are more than enough, ONE computer is enough, I have enough C.D. players, the washer is fine, the dryer is brand new, the bedroom sets in my room and the guest rooms are fine, my cell phone is perfect, my gas grill serves me better than "LITTLE GARRY" (if you get my drift), my Bunn coffee maker does everything BUT massage my buns, and both refrigerators are filled with food and beer for my fat belly.
What the hell else do I need? Today was great, but I think it's time to "retire." (Not to say the possibility of doing a "Brett Farve" in a few years doesn't exist).
Now, if HOOTERS decudes to do a "FIVE-FOR-ONE" deal on hot wings...............................................
