Posted: April 2, 2002 9:05 am
A man walks into a bar, takes a seat on a stool near the bartender, and says, “Ga Ga Ga Ga Give MMMMMe a BA BA Ba ba beer please..”
Bartender gives the man a beer, and proclaims, “ I see that you have a terrible stuttering problem, sir. Believe it or not, I used to have the same exact problem, but I have found a cure for it!”.
The patron answers, “ha ha ha ha ha hooow di di di di did you do th th th th that?”
The bartender explains to him, I started going home everyday for lunch, and during lunch my wife give me the nastiest, dirtiest, filthiest Bl*w J*ob she could. I did that for a week straight and I was completely cured of my stuttering!
The man again answers, “ Th th th th th th Thanks, I I I I I I I will t t t t t t t try it!”
A week goes by and the same man walks back into the bar, sits on the same stool and tells the same bartender, “G Ga Ga Ga Give MMMMMe a BA Ba Ba ba beer please..”
Bartender serves the beer, and says, “I see you still have that bad stutter, did you do what I told you?”
“Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya YUP!” answered the Man.
“Didn’t Help?” replied the bartender somewhat confused…
The man answered, “Na Na Na Na Na NOPE……….Ba Ba BA Ba Ba But you, you, you sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sure have a na na na na na nice house!”
Bartender gives the man a beer, and proclaims, “ I see that you have a terrible stuttering problem, sir. Believe it or not, I used to have the same exact problem, but I have found a cure for it!”.
The patron answers, “ha ha ha ha ha hooow di di di di did you do th th th th that?”
The bartender explains to him, I started going home everyday for lunch, and during lunch my wife give me the nastiest, dirtiest, filthiest Bl*w J*ob she could. I did that for a week straight and I was completely cured of my stuttering!
The man again answers, “ Th th th th th th Thanks, I I I I I I I will t t t t t t t try it!”
A week goes by and the same man walks back into the bar, sits on the same stool and tells the same bartender, “G Ga Ga Ga Give MMMMMe a BA Ba Ba ba beer please..”
Bartender serves the beer, and says, “I see you still have that bad stutter, did you do what I told you?”
“Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya YUP!” answered the Man.
“Didn’t Help?” replied the bartender somewhat confused…
The man answered, “Na Na Na Na Na NOPE……….Ba Ba BA Ba Ba But you, you, you sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sure have a na na na na na nice house!”
