Eyesight

[palmettopirate]

Last Saturday my wife and I were preparing to go out for dinner. After showering, shaving, and dressing I emerged from my bathroom and walked out into our family room where my better-half awaited me.

I guess I had an obvious less-than-pleasant look on my face.

My wife said, "OK, what's wrong?"

I said, "I just took a long look in the mirror and all I saw was an overweight, wrinkly, gray-haired old man. You know, I could really use a compliment right now."

She said, "Well, you eyesight is damned near perfect."

[dnw]

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[tailgaitingph]

HA!!