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Posted By T. Ponton
Tryin' to Reason with the Winter Season
parody lyrics T. Ponton
a parody of "Tryin' to Reason with the Hurricane Season"( Jimmy Buffett)

Squalls out on the radar screen
Big storm's comin soon
Passed out in my recliner
God I slept to way past noon
Woke up and tried to focus
Remote down by my side
Flipped on to the weather channel
Saw the forecast and almost cried

And now I must confess that I hate this mess
I can only shovel for so long
Call it cabin fever
Watchin' "Leave It to Beaver"
But it makes me laugh and then I can go on

Somethin' about this Sunday
It's a most peculiar grey
Strollin' to the grocery store
That's just one block away
Feelin' fine then I got in line
I hoped that it wouldn't take long
But after I got my toilet paper
Soon found out that I was wrong

And now I must confess that I get depressed
Snow blowers been broken for so long
Ain't no silver lining
Think I'm in "The Shining"
But then I have to laugh before I can go on

Well the wind is blowin' harder now
30 miles or thereabouts
There's black ice and snow drifts
And I'm blinded by whiteouts
It's time to close the curtains
I'm glad to be inside
Think I'll drink a margarita
And bolt the doors and hide

And now I must confess -- I wish I was in Key West
I can't take this weather very long
Don't want the flu
So I'll drink a brew
And it cleans me out then I can go on

Yes it cleans me out and then I can go on

Heheee !!.. i was reading back.. i love this !!!.. i guess being in Ny helps.

LOL...very nice!!!! :):) I'm glad I don't have to deal with winters like that in Florida!

Dally wrote:I'm glad I don't have to deal with winters like that in Florida!

lol.. rub it in why dont ya !

Hey, I like that. This is why I want to move to Florida.

LOL @ Case!!!! Sorry hun :)

Come on down SA....you too Case, there's plenty of room in Florida

I agree with that man! Nicely done.

BRA-VO!!!

and yet winter is still here.

Very nice. Winter just doesn't want to let up this year down on LI. Can't believe its Easter and I haven't played any golf yet b/c the snow just hasn't melted yet.

Pretty funny! Good job!

sailingagain wrote:Hey, I like that. This is why I want to move to Florida.

exactly

LOLing

nycparrothead wrote:BRA-VO!!!

..well, spank me down
Is there a monkey lurking about???

that about sums it up not a big fan of winter

I like it. Living at the moment in cold PA I can relate. especially to the part about needing to be in Key West!!

Lord help me, I am not now, nor will I ever be a fan of winter.


"But it's so much fun to play in!" You say.


Yeah, wake me when it's summertime and the ice and freezing cold has melted.