Cletus was over at his friend Jasper's house one day. They was sittin' on the front porch rockin' and chewin' the fat. Jasper's prize winnin' coon hound Old Blue walked up on the porch, laid over on one side, and began lickin' his private parts.
Cletus said, "Man, I shore wish I could do that."
Jasper said, "Well you can try, but be careful, Old Blue might just bite you."
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