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Posted: **August 25, 2022 2:27 pm**

How large is this microwave???

Can't they just put it in the car and drive home with it?

Posted: **August 25, 2022 2:54 pm**

{{{moog}}}

Posted: **August 25, 2022 2:55 pm**

SMLCHNG wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 2:21 pm Dammmmmmit (((((((Moooogy))))))...

Yea shoulder hip and femur.

Posted: **August 25, 2022 4:14 pm**

SMLCHNG wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 2:22 pm
springparrot wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 2:21 pm Actually, someone pulled up in front of our house in a white box truck. Sat there about 45 min and left. Maybe they were having lunch?
Anyway, Larry went to Lowes and was told he canceled the delivery. Huh?
No he didn't!
Omg
What a mess.
He, as in Larry, or the delivery guy??

My Larry was told that he, my Larry, canceled the delivery.

Posted: **August 25, 2022 4:44 pm**

I noticed that our Manager, Spring Parrot, was in a lengthy meeting most of the afternoon with our General Manager, PHJIM. Rumor is that they had a conference call with Lowes which resulted in them being released as an official sponsor of the BN “All Star” Baseball team. Not sure what the circumstances where, but she didn’t look happy afterwards.

The following is now posted on the bulletin board at the MSC concerning this evening’s contest.

First order of business. Two roster changes.
1) Moog has been put on the 10-day disabled list with a sore shoulder. Going to do some rehab and will be back soon. We need him.
2) Sending Gumby down to the minors. Don’t think we will ever see him at the BN Level again.

Shaking up the Line-Up! We need to generate some offense, and play better defense

Batting order and positions for tonight’s contest provided the rain stops.

Achmed (2nd Base)
You played a heck of a game Tuesday night and you are intimidating at the plate
Dr. Corona (Short Stop)
Hope the time off during the brief contract dispute helps. Seems like you took a pay cut though.
LIPH (Center Field)
Our Customer Service Department received a complaint this morning about you staring at the girl in Section 69 all game Tuesday.
Seattle Parrot Head (First Base)
Not sure that Dr. Corona can make the toss over from Short, so you may have to pick some out of the dirt tonight
Big John (Pitching)
Got a hunch on you this evening Big Guy
Elrod (3rd Base)
Not a lot of range, but nothing gets past him. That includes a hoagie sandwich and a cold beer
Lime Rickie (Left Field)
Been showing a lot of speed on the bases
Body Painter (Right Field)
A lot of flies have been missed out there the first two games. As a fisherman, you know how to tie up a fly
Melon59 (Catcher)
Catcher is a touch position to get thrown into. Big John can be a bit wild at times and it is your job to keep him under control

SaltX3 - You get the night off from behind the plate, but I want you Coaching First Base
Michiphin - Same with you, go Coach Third Base
That error in the 3rd inning Tuesday didn't help. Big John was a huge target to throw to at First, and you nearly tossed it into the stands.

DNW and TommyBahama - I want you both down in the Bullpen.

That only leaves us with SMLCHNG & PHINSTER alone on the bench.
(YIKES)

Phinster, can you remember to duck when going down the ramp from the dugout to the locker room tonight?

Rumor is that in addition to game being broadcasted, with a one hour delay, on ESPN 417 - Urlcenter will be broadcasting the play by play on Radio Margaritaville

We need some more players..

Lots of Hussle Tonight

Manager SP

Posted: **August 25, 2022 5:12 pm**

Lots of phin power headed for moogy. /) /) /)

Posted: **August 25, 2022 5:13 pm**

Well done, Michi.

Posted: **August 25, 2022 5:43 pm**

There's someone walking around on the roof of the house across the street again today, but this guy has a tool belt on. There's also a van parked at the curb that says THE ROOFINATOR.

Posted: **August 25, 2022 6:06 pm**

PHIN Power heading out to Moog. ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Michi, your post reminded of a shirt I saw. "Coffee, sorry but gotta bench you. Alcohol, suit up."

Posted: **August 25, 2022 6:30 pm**

Hi there! The roster makes me feel more athletic than I deserve.

I saw 2 young men embarking on a kayak float after an outfitter had dropped them off at the boat ramp. I heard a British accent and asked if they had ever kayaked before."No." I gave them some pointers as I found out how they were here. The one Brit said that he lived in New York city, his friend was visiting, and they hit the Adirondacks, Niagra and the Alleghany Forest. I laughed and said, "Welcome to Tidioute!"

Posted: **August 25, 2022 7:43 pm**

MICHIPHIN wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 2:27 pm How large is this microwave???

Can't they just put it in the car and drive home with it?

It is regular size that needs to be installed above the cooktop. If I could pick it up, I am sure I could install it, but neither of my guys want to attempt it.

Thanks for picking up the slack on the line up, Michi.
My phone isn't very smart.

Posted: **August 25, 2022 7:54 pm**

No worries Skipper....

Appears that they are taking the tarp off the field. Since I am not in the line up tonight, I figured I would arrive early and ensure that the beer vendor was in place near the dugout with plenty of supplies for the team.

Posted: **August 25, 2022 7:54 pm**

moog wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 11:34 am Well, go to oncologists for treatment plan. Pet shows cancer in shoulder area. Start radiation therapy tomorrow and next month bone marrow biopsy. Sigh.

Sending tons of phin power your way!
(((Moog)))

Posted: **August 25, 2022 7:59 pm**

And we all understand your reasoning for giving Gumby his unconditional release from the club.

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Posted: **August 25, 2022 8:01 pm**

moog wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 11:34 am Well, go to oncologists for treatment plan. Pet shows cancer in shoulder area. Start radiation therapy tomorrow and next month bone marrow biopsy. Sigh.

Awww moogy that just f@$_!ng sux.

Posted: **August 25, 2022 8:01 pm**

MICHI wrote:
Seattle Parrot Head (First Base)
Not sure that Dr. Corona can make the toss over from Short, so you may have to pick some out of the dirt tonight

Just call me "Digger Johnson."

Posted: **August 25, 2022 8:06 pm**

I am not sure, but Manager SP is considering inserting Tommy Bahama at Short Stop in replacement of Dr. Corona. He has been showing signs of issues during batting practice.

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This will have to move Phinster to the Bull Pen leaving SMLCHNG along on the bench with the Dr.

Posted: **August 25, 2022 8:14 pm**

melon59 wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 8:01 pm
moog wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 11:34 am Well, go to oncologists for treatment plan. Pet shows cancer in shoulder area. Start radiation therapy tomorrow and next month bone marrow biopsy. Sigh.
Awww moogy that just f@$_!ng sux.

What she said

God, it’s time to make some good things happen

Posted: **August 25, 2022 8:15 pm**

MICHIPHIN wrote: ↑August 25, 2022 4:44 pm I noticed that our Manager, Spring Parrot, was in a lengthy meeting most of the afternoon with our General Manager, PHJIM. Rumor is that they had a conference call with Lowes which resulted in them being released as an official sponsor of the BN “All Star” Baseball team. Not sure what the circumstances where, but she didn’t look happy afterwards.

The following is now posted on the bulletin board at the MSC concerning this evening’s contest.

First order of business. Two roster changes.
1) Moog has been put on the 10-day disabled list with a sore shoulder. Going to do some rehab and will be back soon. We need him.
2) Sending Gumby down to the minors. Don’t think we will ever see him at the BN Level again.

Shaking up the Line-Up! We need to generate some offense, and play better defense

Batting order and positions for tonight’s contest provided the rain stops.

Achmed (2nd Base)
You played a heck of a game Tuesday night and you are intimidating at the plate
Dr. Corona (Short Stop)
Hope the time off during the brief contract dispute helps. Seems like you took a pay cut though.
LIPH (Center Field)
Our Customer Service Department received a complaint this morning about you staring at the girl in Section 69 all game Tuesday.
Seattle Parrot Head (First Base)
Not sure that Dr. Corona can make the toss over from Short, so you may have to pick some out of the dirt tonight
Big John (Pitching)
Got a hunch on you this evening Big Guy
Elrod (3rd Base)
Not a lot of range, but nothing gets past him. That includes a hoagie sandwich and a cold beer
Lime Rickie (Left Field)
Been showing a lot of speed on the bases
Body Painter (Right Field)
A lot of flies have been missed out there the first two games. As a fisherman, you know how to tie up a fly
Melon59 (Catcher)
Catcher is a touch position to get thrown into. Big John can be a bit wild at times and it is your job to keep him under control

SaltX3 - You get the night off from behind the plate, but I want you Coaching First Base
Michiphin - Same with you, go Coach Third Base
That error in the 3rd inning Tuesday didn't help. Big John was a huge target to throw to at First, and you nearly tossed it into the stands.

DNW and TommyBahama - I want you both down in the Bullpen.

That only leaves us with SMLCHNG & PHINSTER alone on the bench.
(YIKES)

Phinster, can you remember to duck when going down the ramp from the dugout to the locker room tonight?

Rumor is that in addition to game being broadcasted, with a one hour delay, on ESPN 417 - Urlcenter will be broadcasting the play by play on Radio Margaritaville

We need some more players..

Lots of Hussle Tonight

Manager SP

Oooh a "touch" position.....I'm ON it!

Posted: **August 25, 2022 8:17 pm**

Has something to do with giving the pitcher the right sign's.......you know, the catcher will touch the inside of their left thigh to indicate an inside pitch to a right handed hitter....not to mention the sign for the "High and Hard One"...

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