Need help with dating a shirt!

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » February 27, 2004 8:20 pm

If you're having "close intimate relationship" with your shirt, and you insist on being "on top", wouldn't that make you a Jacket???

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » February 27, 2004 8:23 pm

Lightning Bolt wrote:If you're having "close intimate relationship" with your shirt, and you insist on being "on top", wouldn't that make you a Jacket???

Only if you are from the hood!

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » February 27, 2004 8:38 pm

So you are saying the "layered look" is just sick

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » February 27, 2004 8:46 pm

All I know is I get really turned on watching my laundry in the dryer.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » February 27, 2004 9:04 pm

nycparrothead wrote:All I know is I get really turned on watching my laundry in the dryer.

y'know, you'd think things would be gettin' all heated up in there, ... but it turns out to be a real fabric softener

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » February 27, 2004 9:23 pm

Lightning Bolt wrote:y'know, you'd think things would be gettin' all heated up in there, ... but it turns out to be a real fabric softener

LMMFAO!!!

The TIDE certainly has WISKed us ALL around!

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » February 27, 2004 10:12 pm

I wore a shirt that I hadn't worn in years, and it was like we had never been apart.

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » February 27, 2004 10:24 pm

nycparrothead wrote:All I know is I get really turned on watching my laundry in the dryer.

sometimes i like to be with my shirt while in the dryer

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » February 28, 2004 10:21 am

phtnt wrote:I dated a shirt once. There was no communication. Every time we talked, after a minute or two we were way off topic.

Sounds like you dated a thread from BN to me

livingstonbob · Post by **livingstonbob** » February 28, 2004 10:28 am

You can take them to the cleaners, but if it's a female shirt, don't ask for extra starch. Makes them too stiff. Male shirts on the other hand...

Bob
Originally from Livingston Sat. Night Montana

DejaLola · Post by **DejaLola** » February 29, 2004 10:56 am

Have you ever bought a shirt after too much to drink only to find out it looked much better in the store before you wore it ?

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » February 29, 2004 2:12 pm

Does everybody that this was first posted in April of last year (2003). This guy really needs help if he is trying to date a shirt. I think thats illegal in some states. What ever folats your boat........

Gypsy In The Palace · February 29, 2004 6:41 pm

Actually, it was April of 2002.

jimminy · Post by **jimminy** » April 1, 2004 2:57 pm

three weeks and counting

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » April 1, 2004 3:32 pm

On this fine 1st day of April, I am proud to announce my engagement to my shirt

I really want to keep the ceremony to a nice MEDIUM, but it's likely to turn out to be a LARGE to X-LARGE affair, and I'd prefer it to be a casual fit, not some buttoned-down affair.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » April 1, 2004 3:48 pm

I had a thought here. Ya know if you can't even get a shirt to date you maybe you should just give up!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 1, 2004 3:52 pm

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Does everybody that this was first posted in April of last year (2003). This guy really needs help if he is trying to date a shirt. I think thats illegal in some states. What ever folats your boat........

I don't think it's even LEGAL in some states to folat your boat!

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » April 1, 2004 3:57 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Does everybody that this was first posted in April of last year (2003). This guy really needs help if he is trying to date a shirt. I think thats illegal in some states. What ever folats your boat........

I don't think it's even LEGAL in some states to folat your boat!

hmmm ... So that's what they're calling it now.....

citcat · Post by **citcat** » April 1, 2004 4:37 pm

Here in Tennessee, folating is only permitted on shore. Any folating on boats is punishable by detah. And by the way, wrinkled shirts are still beneficial to society. They just have more life experience.

finzup9 · Post by **finzup9** » April 1, 2004 7:58 pm

i would love to have a shirt like that