Need help with dating a shirt!

STL PARROTHEAD · Post by **STL PARROTHEAD** » August 13, 2007 12:25 pm

12vmanRick wrote:I found my shirt on top of my wife's this morning on the floor

Some of those shirts..............................I tell ya...........

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » August 13, 2007 12:36 pm

Shirt-tail (Shirt-tale) Confessions

I acquired a mail-order t-shirt from Margaritaville Key West. It's the 20th Anniversary model.... I've never been there but the shirt was very appealing, AND a cheap date

But the shirt had an encounter with the dark forces of evil and ballpoint pen: someone washed a pen and the shirt's sleeves got badly stained.
I wore it for a while that way, but the shirt and I were both unhappy. So last week I removed the sleeves... a regular sleevectomy! And I scooped the neck. So a t-shirt has become a tank top...

and I'm wearing it right now!

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » August 13, 2007 12:40 pm

Snowparrot wrote:Shirt-tail (Shirt-tale) Confessions

I acquired a mail-order t-shirt from Margaritaville Key West. It's the 20th Anniversary model.... I've never been there but the shirt was very appealing, AND a cheap date

But the shirt had an encounter with the dark forces of evil and ballpoint pen: someone washed a pen and the shirt's sleeves got badly stained.
I wore it for a while that way, but the shirt and I were both unhappy. So last week I removed the sleeves... a regular sleevectomy! And I scooped the neck. So a t-shirt has become a tank top...

and I'm wearing it right now!

Filet O' Shirt....interesting...

Glad it survived the operation....

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » August 13, 2007 12:45 pm

Snowparrot wrote:Shirt-tail (Shirt-tale) Confessions

I acquired a mail-order t-shirt from Margaritaville Key West. It's the 20th Anniversary model.... I've never been there but the shirt was very appealing, AND a cheap date

But the shirt had an encounter with the dark forces of evil and ballpoint pen: someone washed a pen and the shirt's sleeves got badly stained.
I wore it for a while that way, but the shirt and I were both unhappy. So last week I removed the sleeves... a regular sleevectomy! And I scooped the neck. So a t-shirt has become a tank top...

and I'm wearing it right now!

Fortunately you live in Canada, where an openly trans-sectional shirt is more widely accepted.

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » August 13, 2007 12:49 pm

chippewa wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:Shirt-tail (Shirt-tale) Confessions

I acquired a mail-order t-shirt from Margaritaville Key West. It's the 20th Anniversary model.... I've never been there but the shirt was very appealing, AND a cheap date

But the shirt had an encounter with the dark forces of evil and ballpoint pen: someone washed a pen and the shirt's sleeves got badly stained.
I wore it for a while that way, but the shirt and I were both unhappy. So last week I removed the sleeves... a regular sleevectomy! And I scooped the neck. So a t-shirt has become a tank top...

and I'm wearing it right now!
Fortunately you live in Canada, where an openly trans-sectional shirt is more widely accepted.

I KNEW SOMEONE CLEVER WOULD HAVE A WORD FOR IT!

The shirt and I just took our picture with the webcam, and have uploaded it to BN... you'll see it later...

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » August 13, 2007 10:02 pm

I know I've been a thread-killer, but this is the thread that will not die!

Still, this should really do it:

Successful Edit!!!!

Longboardn' ASEL&S · Post by **Longboardn' ASEL&S** » August 13, 2007 10:15 pm

Snowparrot wrote:
Still, this should really do it:
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/albu ... 000032.jpg

It turned out great!
Snow, you can tank my "T"'s anyday!!!!!!!

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » August 13, 2007 10:22 pm

Snowparrot wrote:I know I've been a thread-killer, but this is the thread that will not die!

Still, this should really do it:
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/albu ... 000032.jpg

damn! somebody's got to show me how to do this right!

looks good!

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » August 13, 2007 10:27 pm

oooo, niiice!!!!

I may have to find me one of those transectional shirts. (Hey, don't hate me because I'm straight.... I could be happy dating a transectional shirt!)

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » August 13, 2007 10:59 pm

I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » August 13, 2007 11:01 pm

LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.

I would never date a shirt that would make my tail look fat.....

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » August 13, 2007 11:02 pm

LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.

You know how those shirt tails are....always trying to get in your pants.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » August 13, 2007 11:04 pm

chippewa wrote:
LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.
You know how those shirt tails are....always trying to get in your pants.

I'm not a shirt slut.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » August 13, 2007 11:07 pm

chippewa wrote:
LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.
You know how those shirt tails are....always trying to get in your pants.

hmmm

damn, they're not in my pants as often as they used to...

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » August 13, 2007 11:08 pm

Lightning Bolt wrote:
chippewa wrote:
LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.
You know how those shirt tails are....always trying to get in your pants.
hmmm
damn, they're not in my pants as often as they used to...

Aloha shirts never get in your pants

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » August 13, 2007 11:20 pm

Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:
Still, this should really do it:
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/albu ... 000032.jpg

It turned out great!
Snow, you can tank my "T"'s anyday!!!!!!!

That is the oddest propostion I've ever heard.

Of course, it did come from this guy:

Gypsy In The Palace · Post by **Gypsy In The Palace** » August 13, 2007 11:32 pm

The high here is 108 this week. Right now, I prefer no shirt (and yes, I am male!)

Longboardn' ASEL&S · Post by **Longboardn' ASEL&S** » August 14, 2007 6:58 am

Snowparrot wrote:
It turned out great!
Snow, you can tank my "T"'s anyday!!!!!!!

That is the oddest propostion I've ever heard.
Of course, it did come from this guy:
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/albu ... ard_Al.jpg

I resected that Aloha myself.
Still, there's something special about having one's "T" tanked by a proven pro.

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » August 14, 2007 7:49 am

I would date that awesome shirt anyday, AL!

Maybe my new tank top and your colourful aloha will be running away to a Buffett concert this winter

dnw · Post by **dnw** » August 14, 2007 7:55 am

Snowparrot - I like your tank top. It looks as if you bought it that way.