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Posted: August 13, 2007 12:25 pm
by STL PARROTHEAD
12vmanRick wrote:I found my shirt on top of my wife's this morning on the floor :D
Some of those shirts..............................I tell ya........... :roll: :roll:

Posted: August 13, 2007 12:36 pm
by Snowparrot
Shirt-tail (Shirt-tale) Confessions :wink:

I acquired a mail-order t-shirt from Margaritaville Key West. It's the 20th Anniversary model.... I've never been there but the shirt was very appealing, AND a cheap date :lol:

But the shirt had an encounter with the dark forces of evil and ballpoint pen: someone washed a pen and the shirt's sleeves got badly stained.
I wore it for a while that way, but the shirt and I were both unhappy. So last week I removed the sleeves... a regular sleevectomy! And I scooped the neck. So a t-shirt has become a tank top...

and I'm wearing it right now!

Posted: August 13, 2007 12:40 pm
by Conolulu
Snowparrot wrote:Shirt-tail (Shirt-tale) Confessions :wink:

I acquired a mail-order t-shirt from Margaritaville Key West. It's the 20th Anniversary model.... I've never been there but the shirt was very appealing, AND a cheap date :lol:

But the shirt had an encounter with the dark forces of evil and ballpoint pen: someone washed a pen and the shirt's sleeves got badly stained.
I wore it for a while that way, but the shirt and I were both unhappy. So last week I removed the sleeves... a regular sleevectomy! And I scooped the neck. So a t-shirt has become a tank top...

and I'm wearing it right now!

Filet O' Shirt....interesting... 8)


Glad it survived the operation....

Posted: August 13, 2007 12:45 pm
by chippewa
Snowparrot wrote:Shirt-tail (Shirt-tale) Confessions :wink:

I acquired a mail-order t-shirt from Margaritaville Key West. It's the 20th Anniversary model.... I've never been there but the shirt was very appealing, AND a cheap date :lol:

But the shirt had an encounter with the dark forces of evil and ballpoint pen: someone washed a pen and the shirt's sleeves got badly stained.
I wore it for a while that way, but the shirt and I were both unhappy. So last week I removed the sleeves... a regular sleevectomy! And I scooped the neck. So a t-shirt has become a tank top...

and I'm wearing it right now!
Fortunately you live in Canada, where an openly trans-sectional shirt is more widely accepted.

Posted: August 13, 2007 12:49 pm
by Snowparrot
chippewa wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:Shirt-tail (Shirt-tale) Confessions :wink:

I acquired a mail-order t-shirt from Margaritaville Key West. It's the 20th Anniversary model.... I've never been there but the shirt was very appealing, AND a cheap date :lol:

But the shirt had an encounter with the dark forces of evil and ballpoint pen: someone washed a pen and the shirt's sleeves got badly stained.
I wore it for a while that way, but the shirt and I were both unhappy. So last week I removed the sleeves... a regular sleevectomy! And I scooped the neck. So a t-shirt has become a tank top...

and I'm wearing it right now!
Fortunately you live in Canada, where an openly trans-sectional shirt is more widely accepted.
I KNEW SOMEONE CLEVER WOULD HAVE A WORD FOR IT!

The shirt and I just took our picture with the webcam, and have uploaded it to BN... you'll see it later...

Posted: August 13, 2007 10:02 pm
by Snowparrot
I know I've been a thread-killer, but this is the thread that will not die!

Still, this should really do it:
Image

Successful Edit!!!!

Posted: August 13, 2007 10:15 pm
by Longboardn' ASEL&S
Snowparrot wrote:
Still, this should really do it:
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/albu ... 000032.jpg
It turned out great!
Snow, you can tank my "T"'s anyday!!!!!!!

Posted: August 13, 2007 10:22 pm
by chippewa
Snowparrot wrote:I know I've been a thread-killer, but this is the thread that will not die!

Still, this should really do it:
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/albu ... 000032.jpg

damn! somebody's got to show me how to do this right!
looks good! 8)

Image

Posted: August 13, 2007 10:27 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
oooo, niiice!!!!

I may have to find me one of those transectional shirts. (Hey, don't hate me because I'm straight.... I could be happy dating a transectional shirt!)

Posted: August 13, 2007 10:59 pm
by LIPH
I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.

Posted: August 13, 2007 11:01 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.
I would never date a shirt that would make my tail look fat..... [smilie=battingeyes.gif]

Posted: August 13, 2007 11:02 pm
by chippewa
LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.
You know how those shirt tails are....always trying to get in your pants. :D

Posted: August 13, 2007 11:04 pm
by LIPH
chippewa wrote:
LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.
You know how those shirt tails are....always trying to get in your pants. :D
I'm not a shirt slut.

Posted: August 13, 2007 11:07 pm
by Lightning Bolt
chippewa wrote:
LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.
You know how those shirt tails are....always trying to get in your pants. :D
hmmm :-?
damn, they're not in my pants as often as they used to...

Posted: August 13, 2007 11:08 pm
by nutmeg
Lightning Bolt wrote:
chippewa wrote:
LIPH wrote:I prefer dating shirts. They never ask me if their tails look fat.
You know how those shirt tails are....always trying to get in your pants. :D
hmmm :-?
damn, they're not in my pants as often as they used to...
Aloha shirts never get in your pants [smilie=battingeyes.gif]

Posted: August 13, 2007 11:20 pm
by Snowparrot
Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:
Still, this should really do it:
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/albu ... 000032.jpg
It turned out great!
Snow, you can tank my "T"'s anyday!!!!!!!
:oops: :oops: :oops: That is the oddest propostion I've ever heard. :roll: :roll:
Of course, it did come from this guy:
Image

Posted: August 13, 2007 11:32 pm
by Gypsy In The Palace
The high here is 108 this week. Right now, I prefer no shirt (and yes, I am male!) :lol:

Posted: August 14, 2007 6:58 am
by Longboardn' ASEL&S
Snowparrot wrote:
It turned out great!
Snow, you can tank my "T"'s anyday!!!!!!!

:oops: :oops: :oops: That is the oddest propostion I've ever heard. :roll: :roll:
Of course, it did come from this guy:
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/albu ... ard_Al.jpg
I resected that Aloha myself.
Still, there's something special about having one's "T" tanked by a proven pro.

Posted: August 14, 2007 7:49 am
by Snowparrot
I would date that awesome shirt anyday, AL!

Maybe my new tank top and your colourful aloha will be running away to a Buffett concert this winter :wink:

Posted: August 14, 2007 7:55 am
by dnw
Snowparrot - I like your tank top. It looks as if you bought it that way.