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Figured there would be many here who'd appreciate this hangover humor and sample offer.

You know you need Morning Relief if…

...it's 9:45am and you've already had your morning coffee, a "heart-
attack sandwich" (bacon, egg, cheese), a quart of Gatorade, a nap
under your desk, and are deeply regretting your new tattoo (Who's
Rhonda!?!?)

...you break down into a sobbing mess on the floor because there's no
coffee left in the pot when you get to work.

...you've ever made the statement, "I just can't party like I used
to."

More signs and free samples here:
http://www.electricartists.com/morningrelief/quiz

Enjoy!
~alicia

I've made the statement, "I can't keep partying like this"

Haven't we all????

Here's one......."If you make this headache go away, I swear I'll never drink again!!"

Here's a good one...Thank you God for making my toilet cold...It makes it much more comfortable to hug!

NICE!!!!

Here's one......."Oh thank God the floor is cold. I'll just sleep here on the bathroom floor."

This one happens a lot: Who ordered the pizza last night and what is this bill from Miss Cleo?

Excuse me SA. . .I thought I was the only one that has ever said that!!!!!

I've always said, (My Wife, occassionally too!) "There ain't nothing better for Breakfast than grease and Gatorade!"
Of course, this after a night of...oh, whatever.

Let's see...

1. Denny's
2. Wag's
3. McD's (6:30-11-00 only)
4. Your local "Spoon"
5. My favorite:
2 eggs fried in nonstick pan w/butter, s&p, 2 slices of toast well buttered. Do the eggs in the same small pan, when done, cut the thing in half. One egg on a toast, the other egg on a toast.
As much as I love ONE-EYE'd sandwiches...I ain't makin'em when I'm hangin'....Enjoy!

Drink Responsibly,

Five-0 Fin

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