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Woman Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that d*mn makeup!!!

It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the d*mn
phone......and disconnected an important call.

d*mN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL. . .I like it Brian!!!!

Women!!!! Can't live with 'em............well, that's about it.

Oh no. . . .don't get me started boy!!!

Hey Brian, that was a reall phunny joke by the way. . .I mean anybody knows a man can't do all that stuff at one time

We can do lots of things at the same time. Maybe not all of them good, but we can do them.

LMAO!!!! Hey, at least you're being honest

So this proves what I already knew: that women ARE the better multi-taskers!

I'll agree with that.

But who wants to do more than one thing at a time anyway?

Unless it's watching Monday night football on one screen, WWF RAW on another screen, eating pizza and drinking beer.

Auntie, this proves that we are in fact the better sex!!!!!!

I'm yet to meet a woman that can handle all that!!!!!

That would be my perfect date SA!!!!!

Maybe a little romantic Buffett playing in the background???

SA and DALLY...either get a room, or go back to the other thread!

Geez MICHI. . .didn't meant to ruffle your feathers!!

Fine.....just for that, we WILL get a room.

C'mon Dally!!

Ok. . .I'm right behind you!!!!!

Wow......I can't beleive that worked!!!

Why do you say it like that???