Posted: May 4, 2002 10:04 am
1. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
3. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speeh impediment.
4. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
5. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
6. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F-word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*.
7. What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale begins with "Once upon a time..."
And a southern fairy tale begins with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s---...."
8. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago... When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Klu KLux Klan; Today they call it the PGA Tour.
9. Why is there no Disney Land in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
3. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speeh impediment.
4. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
5. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
6. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F-word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*.
7. What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale begins with "Once upon a time..."
And a southern fairy tale begins with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s---...."
8. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago... When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Klu KLux Klan; Today they call it the PGA Tour.
9. Why is there no Disney Land in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
