Posted: May 14, 2002 5:11 pm
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug.
"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"
Doug suggested.
"But what if my wife finds out?"
"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell
her about it!"
So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring
us closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that - it never worked."
"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"
Doug suggested.
"But what if my wife finds out?"
"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell
her about it!"
So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring
us closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that - it never worked."
