Posted: May 15, 2002 9:49 am
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
Much in the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine.
The results of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and validates the causal link between
all-weekend parties and office performance.
It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving university and getting married, most people
cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates.
Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the
intellectual levels that they achieved during their early years.
So, drink that beer! Your company needs you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the
career that you could have.
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
Much in the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine.
The results of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and validates the causal link between
all-weekend parties and office performance.
It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving university and getting married, most people
cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates.
Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the
intellectual levels that they achieved during their early years.
So, drink that beer! Your company needs you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the
career that you could have.
