Posted: June 3, 2002 6:12 pm
A Jewish man wakes up one night from a deep sleep to the sound of his wife calling for him from the bathroom. He springs up and runs in there to see what is wrong. He finds his wife sitting on the toilet, buck naked. She explains to her husband that she is stuck and can not get up. The man tries to pull her off, with no success. He then proclaims that he can call his friend, Sal the plumber, to come and get her off the toilet.
The wife exclaims, “But honey, I am completely naked!”…The Jewish man explains to his wife…simply fold your arms over your breasts, and he won’t see a thing…. “OK” replies the wife, “But I am still naked down there” motioning between her legs.
“No problem” says the Jewish man as he removes his Yamica and places over his wife’s naked area.
A few minutes later, Sal the plumber shows up and comes into the bathroom to examine the situation. The Jewish man asks Sal if he can help…....Seeing the wife sitting there with her arms folded over her breast and the Yamica in her lap, Sal replies, ‘Yes I can help your wife, but the Rabbi is a goner!”
The wife exclaims, “But honey, I am completely naked!”…The Jewish man explains to his wife…simply fold your arms over your breasts, and he won’t see a thing…. “OK” replies the wife, “But I am still naked down there” motioning between her legs.
“No problem” says the Jewish man as he removes his Yamica and places over his wife’s naked area.
A few minutes later, Sal the plumber shows up and comes into the bathroom to examine the situation. The Jewish man asks Sal if he can help…....Seeing the wife sitting there with her arms folded over her breast and the Yamica in her lap, Sal replies, ‘Yes I can help your wife, but the Rabbi is a goner!”
