Don't mess with the Husband

[pair8head]

A married couple is driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the husband
behind the wheel.

His wife suddenly looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've
been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than
you are."

Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up.

"I want the house," she insists, pressing her luck.

Again the husband speeds up, to eighty mph.

She says, "I want the car, too,"

But he just drives faster and faster. By now he's up to ninety mph.

"All right," she says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards,
too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.

This makes her a bit nervous, so she says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," she says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the husband smiles and
says, "The airbag."

[daddymention]

Good one...very funny!!!

[Dally]

Oh man, that is just terrible!