A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. He says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan so I can buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says, "$30,000."
The teller asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, and his father is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK because he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that a $30,000 loan is a substantial amount of money and he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "sure, I have this" and he produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about 1/2 inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult w/ the bank manager and she disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says,"There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." (She holds up the tiny pink elephant.) "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(Are you ready?)( Please don't hate me!)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "it's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(Come on, you know you liked it!)
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