Auntie Jokes??? Double Groaner

parrotmedic · Post by **parrotmedic** » July 6, 2002 10:14 pm

Little Johnny was a curious little guy and was always asking questions. One day,when his aunt was visiting, he went into his
typical interrogation.

Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, how old are you?

Auntie: Well Johnny, that's not a question that you ask a lady.

Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, how much do you weigh?

Auntie: Johnny! That's not a question you ask a lady.

Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, do you and your boyfriend sleep in the same bed?

Auntie: Johnny, stop this! That's not a question you ask a lady!

Johnny went off to play but the next day he was talking to his aunt again.

Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, I know how old you are. You're 32 years old.

Auntie: Johnny! How do you know that?

Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, I know how much you weigh. You're 135 pounds.

Auntie: Johnny! How do you know that?

Johnny: And Auntie, Auntie, Auntie. I know why you don't sleep in the same bed as your boyfriend.

Auntie: Johnny! Stop this! How do you know all this?

Johnny: Well, I found your driver's license last night. Here it says
that you're 32 years old and here it says that you weigh 135 pounds.
And right down here it explains why you don't sleep in the same bed as your boyfriend.

Auntie: Where does it say that?

Johnny: Right here. It says you got an "F" in Sex.

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » July 6, 2002 10:19 pm

ParrotMedic strikes again! Although I have to admit that at first I thought he was going to make some kind of joke about ME just looking at the title of it!

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » July 6, 2002 10:20 pm

I thought it was about you!!

Just kidding!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » July 6, 2002 10:22 pm

Well, darling, all I'll say is that I wouldn't get an "F"

(Hey, I'm the High Priestess of All Things BAAAD...I couldn't NOT say that!)

parrotmedic · Post by **parrotmedic** » July 6, 2002 10:27 pm

Our Auntie's grade

or so I am told

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » July 6, 2002 10:29 pm

Shhhhh....that was supposed to be our little secret, PM!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » July 7, 2002 12:13 am

LOL...that was phunny PM!!

Hey Auntie, what does he do for quarters?

Post by **SMLCHNG** » July 7, 2002 12:28 am

LOL @ PM!! Sorry Auntie - I think it's BAAAAADD!! Just like you!!

And Dally?? PM has to tell ya what he does for cold quarters..

Dally · Post by **Dally** » July 7, 2002 12:33 am

Alright PM...I'm waiting for a response