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Post by SMLCHNG »

A man entered the bus with both of his front pant pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a blonde.

The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said... "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally asked...
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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Post by freddyfishstick »

Hahahahahaha
VERY phunny Queen!
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Post by Dally »

LOL!!! That was a good one Queenie :smile:
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I don't get it?
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Where have I heard that before?????
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At the golf course......maybe?
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Post by phjrsaunt »

On 2002-07-20 06:41, MICHIPHIN wrote:
I don't get it?
Oh I TRIED to resist! Ya see Michi, boys are a little bit different than girls... :wink:
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Ya, I know Auntie.... boys are MUCH smarter than girls...
Trying to Reason, With Hurricane Season......
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Them thar's fightin' words, boy! :wink:
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On 2002-07-20 06:41, MICHIPHIN wrote:
I don't get it?
So what else is new??? :wink:
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Post by DejaLola »

MICHIPHIN wrote:I don't get it?

Could be a good thing that you don't get it, if golf balls are as painful as tennis elbow. :wench:
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