Blond Handy-woman

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » July 20, 2002 8:50 pm

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started canvasing a nearby well to do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and she asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?"
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"Your're finished already?" The husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied,"and I had paint left over, so I gave it 2 coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch, it's a Lexus."

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » July 20, 2002 9:04 pm

PP, is that a true story? I thought I heard about that in reference to Auntie?

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » July 21, 2002 4:16 pm

Watch it there, buddy boy!

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » July 21, 2002 7:40 pm

Zero, you bad boy!