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Cptn.Karen
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Post by Cptn.Karen »

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it
>>would
>>now be worth $49.00.
>>
>>With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
>>
>>With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>>
>>If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
>>stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
>>for the 10
>>cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
>>
>>Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink
>>heavily
>>and recycle.
>
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*She's* just singing and ordering drinks!"
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Post by ZeroDuval »

What time do we meet (not meat) to go over our portfolios! :D
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Post by Dally »

I totally agree with you there Karen!!!
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Post by Cptn.Karen »

Hey ZD, I will be available for financial consulting and portfolio analysis on Sat, Aug 31 in a parking lot in Mansfield, MA (appointments earlier in the day are encouraged!). Acceptable forms of payment include Coronas, Rum, 'Ritas, and beads. :D
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Post by BottleofRum »

Karen,
I have plenty of beads! :wink:

I will be sure to bing them!
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