The Biker
Posted: September 6, 2002 10:00 am
A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it
while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On
the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an
anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple
of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of
his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the
bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry
the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.
But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him
she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird
Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the
alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish
me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil
on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On
the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an
anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple
of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of
his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the
bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry
the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.
But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him
she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird
Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the
alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish
me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil
on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
