Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her
grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of
prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and
Lulu was among them. The police took them
outside and had all the prostitutes line up along
the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma
came by and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked,
"Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen
were passing out free oranges and she was
just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of
them. I think I'll get some for myself," and
she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age?
How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take
my dentures out, rip the skin back and s*** em dry."
The policeman fainted!
LuLu & Grandma
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