Subject: I knew I was going to get a ticket anyway!
Posted: October 3, 2002 3:06 pm
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Subject: I knew I was going to get a ticket anyway!
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over),
I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
"What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until
I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about
6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot
a**hole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on
top of a bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
Subject: I knew I was going to get a ticket anyway!
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over),
I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
"What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until
I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about
6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot
a**hole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on
top of a bridge..."
The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
