The Womans' Survival Kit

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » January 9, 2003 11:10 am

The Woman's Survival Kit

At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.

Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.

The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.

If you feel a headache coming on eat the PURPLE one.

The BLUE one reduces bloating.

You can eat the "BROWN" ones ANYTIME!!

If all symptoms occur at the same time,

Eat the WHOLE BAG!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » January 9, 2003 11:12 am

So true!!!

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » January 9, 2003 6:22 pm

Well,theres supposed to be the green M&M where the red X is. Everything is right, don't know why she went away.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » January 10, 2003 9:10 am

I always heard the green ones make you horney.

Or at least that's what an ex b/f told me as he fed me the green ones.

pirate@43 · Post by **pirate@43** » January 10, 2003 10:05 am

ph4ever wrote:I always heard the green ones make you horney.

Or at least that's what an ex b/f told me as he fed me the green ones.

Inquiring minds want to know Did it ?