Need help divorcing a t shirt

phinzup · Post by **phinzup** » April 1, 2003 10:55 am

If the shirt no longer fits, you have gotten fat, don't get rid of an old friend because the cheeseburgers in paradise have gotten too you. Try loosin some weight with sunflower seeds or bulger wheat. Old friends are too hard to come by to just let go.

Ceol na Mara · Post by **Ceol na Mara** » April 1, 2003 6:58 pm

Hmmph. "...old, ragged and wrinkled..I couldn't ignore the obvious, that she was not aging gracefully..." And I bet on the side, BuPH, you've got one of those cute cotton Caribbean numbers, just waiting for the divorce. Don't you know how light-weight they are?