Worst advise in a Buffett song?

Burny Charles · Post by **Burny Charles** » April 25, 2003 10:12 am

Ok.....so this one is a little harder.
All I can say is, dont shoot holes in your freezer unless you can afford a new one.

Luni'sBackYard · Post by **Luni'sBackYard** » April 25, 2003 10:16 am

Get a bottle of Rum and an Eskatrol and watch the same thing happen to you....push the Fool Button, I'll meet you at the bar!!

EZ · Post by EZ » April 25, 2003 10:25 am

God's Own Drunk. I'd have to advise against sharing some Moonshine with a bear!

Mike

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » April 25, 2003 10:51 am

He did a bellybuster high dive
And missed the entire pool

That's NOT good!

PHJon · Post by **PHJon** » April 25, 2003 12:04 pm

dont hold up a gas station with your pellet gun

cctxsailor · Post by **cctxsailor** » April 25, 2003 12:06 pm

"Fifteen will get you twenty, but that's alright."

Never a good idea.

Angel Beech · Post by **Angel Beech** » April 25, 2003 1:18 pm

"If you ever get the chance to go to Dallas...pass it by"
Many people would argue against that one!

Fribble · Post by **Fribble** » April 25, 2003 1:44 pm

Then the other morning on some Illinois road
I fell asleep at the wheel,
But was quickly wakened up by a 'Ma Bell'
telephone pole, and a bunch of Grant Wood
Faces screaming, 'Is he still alive?'
But through the window could see
it hangin' from a tree, and I knew
I had survived.

Prairieville Parrothead · April 25, 2003 2:09 pm

Don't ever watch your bother-in-laws still while he goes in town to vote!

f2cdlzrd · Post by **f2cdlzrd** » April 26, 2003 9:49 am

From Margaritaville.....

1)don't blow out your flip-flop unless you have a spare
2)don't break your leg twice, or even once unless you have good insurance and 3)don't ever, ever, ever lose your shaker of salt!!!!

frognot · Post by **frognot** » April 26, 2003 10:45 am

Don't stand on a sheriff's car while wearing golf shoes . . .

"Now the picture is fuzzy
And the details are sordid
It was on the same day 'God's Own Drunk' was recorded
A 'Walking Tall' sheriff and a big Cadillac
And me in my golf shoes on the hood making tracks
This daring young singer was under attack"

-- Jimmy Buffett, "Semi-True Story"

"There sits a 5th of Tequila
God I swore I'd never drink it again
'Cause my last little bout I had my hair pulled out
By a man who really wasn't my friend
And I hope I never see him again"

-- Jimmy Buffett, "Presents to Send You"

check the story out at :

http://www.cobo.org/congregat/viewtopic.php?t=5881

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 26, 2003 9:15 pm

Ahhhhh...I saw thead about "best advice" before I saw this one.....same answer though.

Best AND worst advice I've ever gotten from a Buffett song: "why don't we get drunk and screw?" (Hey, I haven't ALWAYS been an old married lady!)

mason · Post by **mason** » April 28, 2003 4:00 am

well web mistress, did it happen on a water bed filled with glue?

"listen to the stories i could tell"

viva las vegas

just another gypsie in the palace