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20. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."
19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
18. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?"
17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at
solitaire.
16. Only moans during commercial breaks.
15. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.
14. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
13. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
12. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
11. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.
10. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda."
9. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.
8. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.
7. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on
too.
6. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
5. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating....
4. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
3. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
2. She yells out her own name
1. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.

You are rotten, but it phunny!

ZeroDuval wrote:You are rotten, but it phunny!

ME??..I don't make the news..I just report it.

phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

first "hand"....hand....... ...ohhhhhhhhhh where we could go with this one.....

ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

All hearsay on my part..but the headboard one does bring back an amusing memory..

I think I've experienced those.

sunseeker wrote:

ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

first "hand"....hand....... ...ohhhhhhhhhh where we could go with this one.....

You't not kidding. But that really was funny

ouch. so much for the male ego

sunseeker wrote:

ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

first "hand"....hand....... ...ohhhhhhhhhh where we could go with this one.....

That was so funny, I think he should give himself a hand!!!!!!!

phjrsaunt wrote:

sunseeker wrote:

ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

first "hand"....hand....... ...ohhhhhhhhhh where we could go with this one.....

That was so funny, I think he should give himself a hand!!!!!!!

my guess is that he has

ph4ever wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

sunseeker wrote:

ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

first "hand"....hand....... ...ohhhhhhhhhh where we could go with this one.....

That was so funny, I think he should give himself a hand!!!!!!!

my guess is that he has

Jealous...

BuPHett wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

phjrsaunt wrote:

sunseeker wrote:

ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

first "hand"....hand....... ...ohhhhhhhhhh where we could go with this one.....

That was so funny, I think he should give himself a hand!!!!!!!

my guess is that he has

Jealous...

of what??? Your hand???? then you should be jealous of mine

phjrsaunt wrote:

sunseeker wrote:

ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

first "hand"....hand....... ...ohhhhhhhhhh where we could go with this one.....

That was so funny, I think he should give himself a hand!!!!!!!

encore! encore!

Uh-Oh!!! Time for me to start worrying. I think I recognized a few of those.