A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she
was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents
and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, How are you !
We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,
"This is such a wonderful place ! How do I get in ?" "You have to
spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman
and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the
woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.
And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.
And, my wife and I traveled all
around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing
today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word ?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia.
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