Bumper stickers - thread 2

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Ceol na Mara
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Bumper stickers - thread 2

Post by Ceol na Mara »

Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move.

(On the back of a Corvette) - Objects in the rearview mirror are losing.

If you are close enough to read this, I can hit my brakes and make some money!

If you aren't a hemmorhoid, get off my ass!

Honk if you want to see a middle finger!

Nuke the gay whales.

Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

(Seen on an old clunker) - Sure, you can criticize my car, but I AM in front of you!
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Ceol na Mara wrote:Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move.
I just saw this one for the 1st time last week! :lol: :lol:
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Nuke the gay whales, oh my! What would scubagal think :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Re: Bumper stickers - thread 2

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SMLCHNG wrote:
Ceol na Mara wrote:Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move.
I just saw this one for the 1st time last week! :lol: :lol:
I just saw this one today at the grocrey store, too bad they were all out, because i do not know how many times i have helped people move in my pickem up truck
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Post by Fruitcakes101 »

Sidew13 wrote:Nuke the gay whales, oh my! What would scubagal think :wink: :wink: :wink:
OMG! LMFAO AHH ha ha ha ha ha just spit coffee out on that one. :wink: :lol: :lol:
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SMLCHNG wrote:
Ceol na Mara wrote:Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move.
I just saw this one for the 1st time last week! :lol: :lol:
Ditto for just seeing this un. Since either i injure myself or my truck helping folks move, i definitely need this bumper sticker . . .
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frognot wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
Ceol na Mara wrote:Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move.
I just saw this one for the 1st time last week! :lol: :lol:
Ditto for just seeing this un. Since either i injure myself or my truck helping folks move, i definitely need this bumper sticker . . .
I'm glad I got rid of my truck
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