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Killing flies

Posted: July 21, 2003 4:53 pm
by SMLCHNG
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Posted: July 21, 2003 5:41 pm
by NYCPORT
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: July 23, 2003 8:47 pm
by MICHIPHIN
Why would he hit the beers?

Posted: July 23, 2003 9:05 pm
by *wahine*surfer
:lol: :lol: :lol: but i have to ask the same question as michi, why the beer :( ? :wink: :D