Fleas on vacation

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 31, 2000 10:48 pm

Posted By sonofabeach
There were these 2 fleas,Frank and Phil that lived in Canada.
One day Frank Flea said to Phil Flea
"It's too cold up here,let's go to Florida for a vacation."
Phil said "You go ahead on down and I'll meet you there in a few days."
A few days later Frank was laying on the beach in Florida when Phil came up to him sneezing and shivering.
Frank said "What's wrong?" Phil said "I jumped into a biker's beard, rode all the way here in it and froze my butt off"
Frank said "You need to do what I did. I found a teenage girl that was coming down here to vacation and I jumped into her pubic hair and had a nice and warm trip all the way here."
Phil said "Great idea,I'll do that next time."
A year later Frank was laying on the beach in Florida when Phil came up to him sneezing and shivering once again.
Frank said "Did'nt you do what I told you to do this time?"
Phil said "Yeah,I found a teenage girl and jumped into her pubic hair.
It was all nice and warm and everything was going great untill I fell asleep."
Frank Flea said "Well,What happened then?"

Phil Flea Replied "I woke up in a bikers beard!!!!"

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