Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Cripes Life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes, and completely naked streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, following the loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"How did you do?" asked her waiting friend.
"Great! I just won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."
The Flower Show
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