Shipwrecked

[sawyer692]

A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They
found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while,
they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun
set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But
the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from
around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her,
and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well
enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another
beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect
for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought
them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the
young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking
the dog for a walk?"

[sailingagain]

[frognot]

That was Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!