When Jane first met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was very attracted
to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how
he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was...
Tarzan explained, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off all her clothes and laid on the ground.
"Here, " she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, stepped closer with his
huge erection, then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and scream, "What the hell did
you do THAT for?"
"Tarzan check for bees!"
TARZAN ALWAYS PRACTICES SAFE SEX
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