You know you're in California when...

sawyer692 · Post by **sawyer692** » August 21, 2003 7:18 pm

You know you're in California when...

1. Your co-worker has 20 body piercing and only four are visible.
2. You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people conversing in
English.
4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower for the two mothers and sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian!
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
10. A low speed pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
11. Gas cost 50 cents per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
chaps. You don't even notice.
13. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the
baseball cap and sun glasses who looks like George Clooney IS
George Clooney.
14. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
delivers your mail is into S&M and your Mary Kay rep is a guy
in drag.
16. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
17. It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about
"STORM WATCH 2003."
18. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM TaeBo class.
19. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
all busy on their cell phones or checking their pagers.
20. It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early.
21. Hey! IS Pot Illegal?
22. You AND your dog have the same therapist.

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » August 21, 2003 7:26 pm

um. I CAN taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian...

jeepgirl · Post by **jeepgirl** » August 21, 2003 7:49 pm

well I am going to get gas today and I think we are up to $2.07 per

sawyer692 · Post by **sawyer692** » August 22, 2003 11:01 am

$2.15 at Chevron here

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » August 22, 2003 11:05 am

Did you say anything about pot being legal or illegal? I can't remember...

thetacoman · Post by **thetacoman** » August 22, 2003 11:15 am

Strange...yet true...and you never mentioned the Governator fiasco.

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » August 23, 2003 1:30 pm

thetacoman wrote:Strange...yet true...and you never mentioned the Governator fiasco.

hmmmm. do they want the p*** actress or the producer of a p*** mag, uhhh I mean Adult Film star or Adult Educational material publicist.

NJPhinPhan · Post by **NJPhinPhan** » August 24, 2003 6:38 pm

That's phunny!

thetacoman · Post by **thetacoman** » August 25, 2003 11:15 am

With a group like that I wonder why Pee Wee Herman didn't run?