girls & boys prayers

[Fruitcakes101]

GIRL'S PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed ~
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
in the hall, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen


BOY'S PRAYER:

I pray for a nympho with big boobs who owns a liquor store.... and a boat.
Amen!